beardsley showdown 

The rare occurrence when there is more than one beardsley in the same room. Once the Beardsley notices that she isn't alone, the beardsleys begin to argue about whose beard is thicker and more hearty and lush. In the end, the beardsley with the most disgusting beardsely traits will reign supreme, the inferior beardsley will be killed.

The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.

This is gonna be bad, those Bearded women are giving each other the eye. There is going to be a beardsley showdown.

beardsley showdown by Breather December 14, 2008

Bardsley 

Bardsley is the ultimate pussy slayer. Watch out because he will steal your girl and eat her out for hours. all the girls want Bardsley's goods if you know what I mean. Bardsley has a unique sense of style that says "i will fuck your girl for hours WHILE her parents are home". Bardsley is also very good at academics, he excels in all subjects as well as his favorite hobby: pussy eating. Another activity a Bardsley loves is mountain biking. He whips around the trails riding his bike like he rides your mom with his 10 inch shlong. Watch out for my guy Bardlsey because he is one machine of a man, and a good guy too!

That Bardsley guy made my girlfriend walk funny! >:(

I wish Bardsley would give me his signature tongue tornado.

Bardsley by yeahbroo May 16, 2017

frances bardsley 

school full of basic white people that are chavs, you’ll find the rare “alt” girl there who try to act different but really aren’t.

no one likes frances bardsley

frances bardsley by forgotilovedu November 13, 2020

Bardsleyism 

When a person or persons tries to give some form of information, only to mispronouce or say the wrong words, making them look like a royal moose. Can also be the word used to describe a general random comment of which is unique to the individual.

A. You shouldn't lick your knife, it's rude
B. That's a spoon...
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Omg; that's a Bardsleyism...
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A.Hey, get...stop...erm...o fuk it.
B. Dude, wtf r u tryin to say??
A. er... i dunno
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A. Where r u nw?
B. Grave!
A. Where????!!!
B. er...cemetery.
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A. Oi! Dats nt yrs!!
B. Yes it is...
A. is it? o sorry...
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A. Whers my...
B. Hair extentions? Phone? Passport? Dental records?
A. Shoes...

Bardsleyism by Bruza2001 August 3, 2006

frances bardsley 

school full of basic white people that are chavs, you’ll find the rare “alt” girl there who try to act different but really aren’t.

no one likes frances bardsley

frances bardsley by forgotilovedu November 13, 2020