An old hag most likely a soccer mom, teacher or principal. They will rat on you to your parents for the slightest things. If you leave a tiny mess you will get a call home or an e- mail, teachers say they understand us. No no they underSTOOD us because there child hood washed away when hey went to college for five years. Then another four in university.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'