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When a fellow tv viewer throws the remote to an unsuspecting couch partner who is relaxing, and intentionally hits him directly in the nuts. Usually the person with the remote asks a question referring to or containing the word Bangkok, but remote-to-balls contact must be achieved as the the word "BANGKOK" is uttered.

First time: "Have you ever been to Bang cock?" Now you have.
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock?
Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock"

bang cock by cro-magnum January 5, 2009

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An act by which a victim is struck in the testicles after the assailant asks a question pertaining to the victim's knowledge of the city Bangkok or by which someone is struck in the testicles unprovoked and the assailant exclaims BANG COCK during the attack. In all cases the assailant will exclaim BANG COCK during the attack. Is a play on words pertaining to the capital city of Thailand which is Bangkok. Likely originated from peoples amusement with the name of the city sounding like "bang cock" and this amusement was then expressed in a physical act of throwing an object or striking, in some way, someones testicles while exclaiming the name of the city.

Bob: Hey bill do you know what the capital of Thailand is?
Bill: dude fuck you, not again..
Bob: **Strikes bill in the bag for the 3rd time** BANG COCK!!

Bang Cock by psyentist420 March 15, 2009

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When a person hits a guy or girls in there dck and they are on the floor crying like a LiTTLE BITCH

Your mom bang cocked me with her mouth.

bang cock by anusmothafucka January 5, 2009

Cock Bang 

Pretty much just a dude that is so retarded and is such an asshole that every time they mutter a single word all you want to do is beat the living shit out of them

Human A: Dude I can't stand the Tobias kid.
Human B: I know. He is such a Cock Bang

Cock Bang by Mr. Frogman September 26, 2019

cock-bang 

when someone is the equivalent of banging your cock into something and the pain that ensues.

"fuck, bob is being a real cock-bang today."

cock-bang by x PolloDiablo x April 13, 2010

Pull tha Trigger and then Cock Bang  

When you pull the trigger on a gun. Shoot and shoot someone.

I went up to Henry and pull tha Trigger and then Cock Bang he was down.

Pull tha Trigger and then Cock Bang by Gangasta123456789999999 August 13, 2008

Cock Bang 

A term used by a women to her lover in the heat of lovemaking

She said she would Cock Bang the hell out of me, and she did!

Cock Bang by GunkSpiff May 29, 2008