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Banattlements 

Made famous by Noel Fielding and Russell Brand on "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2007"; a term used to describe pieces of banana set up like toy soldiers in front of a podium or person for protection, possibly with pens or pencils sticking out of them. It is a cross between the words "banana" and "battlements".
"Jimmy, we've been here so long our banana battlements have gone brown." _Noel Fielding

"We can't write with a curly-whirly! The pen's all in the banattlements- all lost in the banattlements!" _Russell Brand
Banattlements by Jess Paul December 21, 2008
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An individual who's lackluster physical appearance or obesity is compensated for by their artful banter.
Combination of banter and manatee.
"Fat-Funny-Tony picked up another hottie! Damn that guy is a serious banatee!"
banatee by ravboy October 9, 2008