Banana Handshake

Masturbating

Kenny's wife walked in on him doing the banana handshake.

by hunred_dollar_Bill February 06, 2010

Banana Handshake

A handshake in which you slip a banana into the recipients hand. Can be replaced with other fruits.

I gave him a banana handshake.

by Waste_Manager December 17, 2008

banana handshake

Upon meeting someone, a casual jimmytap.

Upon meeting Kenneth Lay, he extended his right hand, and I gave him a banana handshake.

by Ben Stein February 16, 2005

banana handshake

Another term for a circle jerk. Derived from the emoji of a banana and a shaking hand.

The meeting today was a total banana handshake.

by the_yellow_king March 17, 2014

Banana cream handshake

When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.

Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.

by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020