banana handshake

Upon meeting someone, a casual jimmytap.

Upon meeting Kenneth Lay, he extended his right hand, and I gave him a banana handshake.

banana handshake by Ben Stein February 16, 2005

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Banana Handshake

Masturbating

Kenny's wife walked in on him doing the banana handshake.

Banana Handshake by hunred_dollar_Bill February 6, 2010

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Banana Handshake

A handshake in which you slip a banana into the recipients hand. Can be replaced with other fruits.

I gave him a banana handshake.

Banana Handshake by Waste_Manager December 17, 2008

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banana handshake

Another term for a circle jerk. Derived from the emoji of a banana and a shaking hand.

The meeting today was a total banana handshake.

banana handshake by the_yellow_king March 17, 2014

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Banana cream handshake

When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.

Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.

Banana cream handshake by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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