Baloid 

Noun: The name given to a cosmetically challenged moronic adolescent teenager with no personable social skills

God, look at Leanne with those fake eyelashes, botox lips and tattooed eyebrows, she can't even talk to me properly....she really is a Baloid

Baloid by Pinked April 24, 2019

Baloided 

To be totally drunk, while browsing an internet forum, and making it so obvious, that everyone on the internet forum can tell.

Crispers: Dude, did you talk Cratic last night
tomspeople: No, why?
Crispers: He was totally Baloided.

Baloided by Falcon_snail November 29, 2011

balodis 

He is a big pigeon. Sometimes confuses people. He is in the dauņu squad. He likes alise (frog I think)... He doesn't do drugs and doesn't smoke. He is not a weirdo at all. He thinks that Justine needs to go to tvaika iela. He likes to make edits. That's a Latvian word that means pigeon. He has period. Sometimes he is a little rude. He don't likes whales and likes drake. He wants to steal Reinis. The word Balodis is used to say lonely and forever alone

#Balodis #lonely #foreveralone

Ooooo tas tač balodis

Ha ha ha wasn't fany

Balodis is not nice
That guy is so Balodis

I'm really Balodis

balodis by Teamrostika March 29, 2017

bloid 

A small blog entry expressing a thought which may not be fully formed.

I wrote a quick bloid after hearing that story.

bloid by breedlov June 15, 2008

baloism 

The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.

How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.

baloism by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010

Baloodal

The sound made on a guitar when performing a really fast solo.

I wrote a song today, the baloodal was awesome

That guy can really baloodal

Baloodal by noturmum February 3, 2010

Balid 

Similar to the word ‘valid’ but pronounced with a ‘b’ instead of a ‘v’.
Often used as a different/funny way of complimenting lgbtqia+ people after they come out.

“You are so balid!”

Balid by Your Mothers Side Piece September 23, 2021