Balmat

One unable to arrive for work after a night of drinking.

We all went drinking last night but that balmat isn't here!

by El-Bo June 25, 2008

Ballatio

Similar to fellatio but focusing strictly on the testes. i.e. stimulation of the balls

Dude, this chick has ballatio down pat. Licking my nads up and down and even juggling them with her tongue. She even named the crease on my sac that runs down the middle. She called it the Sack Andreas Fault.

by Stiggz March 4, 2009

barmat shot

The leftover spillage from errant shot pours which funnels into the rubber barmats which bartenders typically divvy out to least-favorite patrons at the end of the night - "Hey, this one's on me!"

A jerk walks into a bar (lousy tipper or loudmouth prick) and the bartenders start "missing" a few pours, especially with more exotic liquors (and lots of them). Eventually, there's enough in the barmat..."I think THAT guy deserves a barmat shot...this one's on me!"

by Obipunkenobi December 14, 2013

balma

SWEET HEART , nice, sweet, great person, personality, lovely to be around and just a great friend.

will you be my BALMA?

by UviD November 24, 2012

bazmatoid

Person of questionable intelligence

He's a bazmatoid

by Beany Girl November 14, 2011

blamatitus

Blamatitus is the disease in which you can't take your own responsibility, therefore you must blame other/things. In order to be diagnosed you have to blame someone who gave you this disease.

God Tony has blamatitus

by mrsupernova December 13, 2014

Balmain

a really expensive “luxury fashion” clothing brand based in paris. a lot of rappers wear it

“I can’t buy no bitch a wedding ring, rather go out and buy balmain(s)” -lil pump

by nlolhere July 5, 2020