Ballween

A ridiculous and delightfully silly saying used to insult those with no purpose, or when you just feel like calling someone a ballween. On top of that, its fun to say.

Don't pay too much attention to the example, ballween is not a word meant to actually hurt anyone's feelings. . . unless they are truly a Ballween.

--Hey, wanna hang out?
--Eh, not really
--why?
--your a Ballween
--what?
--Shut up Ballween
--WTF?
--Listen ballween, shut up.
--*cry*
--Yeah ya homo. . . Ballween
--*cry*
--Aww dont cry. . . Ballween

by Mr.Ballween October 15, 2009

Ballpeen Hammer

1) To tap or bang someone just like ballpeen hammer in a sexual sense.
2) To screw or have intercourse

See that girl over there? Id tap that like a Ballpeen Hammer

by mikemcdagger March 11, 2009

ballpeen

A Ballpeen is a word used to describe someone saying, acting, or being dumb.

Tom: Man I love eminems new song 'just lose it' dont you?

Tim: You are a fucking ballpeen!

by Joe November 7, 2004

Balleen

Screaming of joy

Blud is balleen9

by Cashhadd December 18, 2023

Ballpeen Facial

When a male is assaulted and murdered and the attacker cuts off their balls and penis, shoving the whole package into the mouth of the victim

That fella over at the club named Vinnie mustve really pissed the Boss off. They found him this morning after he obviously received a ballpeen facial.

by DollarGeneralParknLotPimp September 8, 2025