Balloons

A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.

Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?

by Jorrald K. Meview June 30, 2006

ballooning

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)

My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.

by Don't worry about it1 July 18, 2006

Balloon

A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake

PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

The Balloon

When you are eating a chick out and you blow air into her pussy and then press on her stomach to have the air come rushing back out at you.

Yesterday i gave Brittney The Balloon and she was pissed!

by Farbelow December 1, 2006

Balloon

A airhead, A stupid person who floats/follows people around on a "string" like a bitch

Christian is a balloon

by goatbanger November 9, 2017

balloon

a heroin dealer

man im out of dope i need to go to the balloon

by afroman April 17, 2002

balloon

slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.

I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.

by The Evster July 13, 2006