Before anal sex, prepping the anal opening by inserting a flat size 1-3 soccer ball (or something of similar size), then inflating with a manual pump until preferred width. Once preferred psi is reached, slowly release the air, and remove the object from the anus. After being prepped, now indulge in anal sex.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"