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The act of switching sports team in mid life. No grown man should ever switch teams they root for after entering adulthood.
Man the JETS are going to suck this year. Perhaps this year I will pull a ballenger and root for the Raiders.
Ballenger by Feyer August 20, 2011
A man who sits down on the toilet to urinate.
I walked in on Ricky and saw that it he was a Ballenger.
Ballenger by Tom Dunnington September 23, 2005

ballergeiss

A jersey-wearin', raspberry-carryin' douchebag.
"Look at that guy. He's such a tool! I bet he's a ballergeiss."
ballergeiss by ksnider2 January 27, 2008

Ballegender 

A person that takes tounge play to the man's ball sac to the next level . Able to put the entire sack in a persons mouth and tries to swallow without any gag reflex at all .
This chick I hooked up with was A Ballegender , she took my sac and tried to swallow it whole ... balls and all .
Ballegender by Johnathon Gray February 17, 2018

ballegde 

oh boy where do I even start. ballegde originated from that one fuck ass video of 5th harmony where that one bitch was tryna do a Jamaican accent and failed brutally. anyways, ballegde has become more of a state of mind tbh. like oh hai ballegde or ballegde. ballegde can also be used as a term of endearment to add to people names. commonly used as a middle name, especially when the original name is boring as fuck. if someone calls you ballegde they love you. Nicknames including "leg" and "leggy" are rooted in the traditional nickname of "ballegde."
"lets go ballegdes were late!!!" "thats Liam balledge smith"
ballegde by Kbreezie April 4, 2024

Jase Ballenger 

Jase Ballenger is one of the mcs in the Dance of Thieves duology. He is hopelessly obsessed with his only love, Kazi. Almost like Kazi is so hopelessly lost in her trauma. It’s funny

Jase, oh Jase

Start making smart choices

or you’ll be cut with Wren’s mace
also Kazi still hears voices

<3
I really came through with that Jase Ballenger rhyme, didn’t i
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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