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Ball Freeze

/bôl/ /frēz/

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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze

Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules
The boy was eating something cold too fast and got Ball Freezer

man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?
Ball Freeze by Cybershadow318 October 13, 2022
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Ball freeze

When someone hurts the ball on a male human and cannot move.
Tucker if you don't come over here right now I'll ball freeze you.

Freezing Ball Sacks 

Freezing Ball Sacks- A way to say that the temperature is at an uncomfortably low degree. A way to let people know your beyond cold, also away of saying some thing is, is going to be, or had been quite more than cold.
1. Dude I just check the thermostat... ITS FREEZING BALL SACKS OUT SIDE!

2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!

3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...
Freezing Ball Sacks by Voltronn October 21, 2010
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026