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donka doo ball 

what you say when you are completely crunkified and have resorted to flirting with midwestern police officers to avoid the drunk tank...
she was stone cold crunkified...so she let loose a "donka doo ball!" as a shot over the bough...it didn't work...geoff van beene took her away anyway.
donka doo ball by the sheriff of nol February 22, 2011

donkey ball scales 

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.
On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.

donkey ball licker 

a person who likes to suck a donkeys dick and balls .
amy sucked and licked jonny pet donkey

donkey ball licker
donkey ball licker by weedica91 January 26, 2018

Donkey Ball'd 

When you cover/drown your balls in animal fat, then shove them into one of your friends/best friends mum's mouth.
Joe: 'Guessing what Im doing at the weekend?'
Garry: 'What?'
Joe: 'Donkey balling your muma!'
Garry: 'Huh, thats funny, because I donkey ball'd your muma just week!'

balldonkulous

Goes beyond where redonkulous can take us. Something so ridiculous, that it's balldonkulous.

Origin: me, I made it up.
Last night was the most balldonkulous party ever.
balldonkulous by John Sloan September 9, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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