Baldy McNosehair 

A disorder common in mechanical engineers with male pattern baldness that happen to have a comically large mustache. Is linked to obesity.

The term was first coined by the biologist Roger "Olgilvie Maurice" Smith in 2010.

"Where are you going?"
"To find 'Baldy McNosehair', of course! Hahaha, I'm totally calling him 'McNosehair' from now on!"

"Hey, I've been looking for you, Baldy McNosehair!"

Baldy McNosehair by Bucceto Suchee May 19, 2021

BaldyMcNosehair 

A fat dude who is the master of pingas and has the hairiest nose ever.

Guy 1: Wtf who is that fatass?
Guy 2: Thats baldyMcNoseHair
Guy 1: Why

BaldyMcNosehair by Some offended kid April 17, 2018