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Closely associated to the word malarkey, BALARKEY holds the same definition meaning in terms of it referring to nonsense, however, an additional adjective is added by replacing the “M” in malarkey, with a “B.” By doing this, the word Malarkey, meaning “nonsense,” is now BALARKEY, meaning “bitch-ass nonsense.”
Man, home girl makes no sense whatsoever. She just be mad, everything that comes out of her mouth is Balarkey.
BALARKEY by RacCity April 5, 2019
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When someones spouting made up bullshit malarkey
Stop chatting balarkey
Balarkey by MPSF March 29, 2026
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Balarkey- someone spouting made up bullshit that never Happened . Its too out of definition for malarkey
Stop spouting balarkey
Balarkey by MPSF March 29, 2026
The fucking Swag Lord he has 999+ waifu and miniklin is his brother
Person 1 - Balarke is S W A G

Person 2 - I know right
Balarke by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020
Balarke is a YouTuber with awsome and funny content on YouTube go subscribe to him on YouTube
Balarke is a sexy man
Balarke by Rawraul March 6, 2021
A very hot, sexy british male that does videos on YouTube in a very funny manner. He is the king of swag
Person: Balarke is hot

Other person: agreed
Balarke by Endo_musik February 2, 2023
1.Something that is totally ridiculous and also pisses you off.
2.A mesh of the words bull-shit and malarkey.
3.a Jewish-slang for Bolonga
What are you doing drinking my last glass of kool-aid? Thats Balarky!
balarky by manicmarkus January 7, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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