Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.
Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!
Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....
Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....
by iHateWindstream March 6, 2018
by Pomada October 14, 2018
A term originating from the Bay Area. Getting balanced is when you are drinking and smoking aka getting twisted or cross-faded, and you want to have an even balance of being drunk and high at the same time. So you "get balanced" by smoking, or drinking more until you are equally high and drunk.
I love stables because its hella easy to get hella drunk then balanced.
Bro. First get on my level. Then, get balanced. Then come talk to me and we'll see how you feel.
Bro. First get on my level. Then, get balanced. Then come talk to me and we'll see how you feel.
by Bartdog October 24, 2011
the amount of goods and services that a country exports, minus the goods and services that it imports *in a calendar year*. In 1999 Japan exported much more than it imported, so it had a trade surplus. The same year, the United States imported more than it exported, and therefore had a large trade deficit.
The trade balance is negative if a country runs a trade deficit, and positive if it runs a trade surplus.
The trade balance is negative if a country runs a trade deficit, and positive if it runs a trade surplus.
The trade balance is an extremely important indicator of economic health for most countries. Typically (not not always) the value of the currency is strongly influenced by the trade balance also.
by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009
This comes from Fox News, and is supposed to mean "fair and balanced" but usually is used as sarcastically to mean the opposite. This usage has arisen due to the right-wing slant that Fox News has.
by Kookus May 31, 2004
Somehow my iPod has meandered over to my left pocket- when its in my right pocket, i have a nice pocket balance between my phone and iPod.
by gthgfhtrhtrh6 March 11, 2009
what the fuck is water balance
by G3 WougE March 12, 2019