The process by which one purposefully refrains from defacating, thereby allowing the poo to harden, or 'bake', thereby making it a more pleasant experience later.
John: "I was gonna take a shit earlier, but I could tell it was gonna be a wet one, so I baked it till later."
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to apply a full face of makeup.
first let me bake my face
by julianaa February 22, 2017
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"man we are so baked rate know"
by stoned420todeath November 11, 2007
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I just smoked a fuck load of weed and god...im baked.
by fonzie. November 24, 2006
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Cooked in an oven. Let's forget the drugs for a moment, shall we?
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When you're high off your ass to the point where you can't even think anymore.

When you're fucking chink eyed.
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1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.

Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.
1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.

2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.

{I'm so baked}
by Reali-T Scribe October 29, 2006
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