Bakersfield, CA

The closest thing to Texas you are going to get in California.

It now has a HUGE Texas Steakhouse with a HUGE Texas flag flying at the Valley Plaza Mall. I guess the motto," Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS." is more of the truth than California actually means "Golden."

In the older neighborhoods of Bakersfield, it still practices Residential Segregation, maybe because out of Southern, not Californian, tradition (more commonly found in the Deep South.)

Oildale (Northside Bakersfield, it's a secret to everybody!)

As well as the East Side, West Side (Downtown Area) , South Side/ Greenfield, and Cottonwood area has been immortalized FOREVER as one of the most vicious sundown towns EVER in California's recorded history

(SUNDOWN TOWN means everybody is housed together according to their race, just like a prison town.)

Did you try out their food at Texas Steakhouse in Bakersfield, CA?

I've yet to see Los Angeles fly a HUGE Texas flag anywhere.

So Los Angeles if you want a steakhouse with a HUGE Texas Flag, its already there, just go to Bakersfield, CA.

Bakersfield, CA by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023

Bakersfield, CA

Basically, the devil wouldn't live here. I highly would NOT recommend young girls to take public transportation in this city. I was sexually assaulted twice (once on the bus and once at the bus stop). Two grown men came up to me on the bus and gave me a flyer saying that they are looking for an "investor." I also have been harassed and stalked multiple times living here. Men would ask me if I need a ride. Another time, a random man kept telling me that he could get me a job. Plus, there was a serial rapist near the college that I attended (Bakersfield College). Thankfully, he was caught. It is affordable but there are simply too many sexual predators. There are way too many homeless people. In addition, it gets super hot in the summer. The air quality is trash. It takes away years from your life. You can save a lot of money by living here but just make sure you live in the good areas. Buy a gun. Know how to use it. People frequently steal amazon packages. Make sure you get a ring camera because people may try to break into your home. Do not accept rides from anyone! Don't live in east Bakersfield. That's basically the ghetto. You're welcome! Stay safe. ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜

Bakersfield, CA: City Of Sexual Predators

Bakersfield, CA by ILivedInBakersfield March 17, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012