The farts you encounter before an imminent turd, not unlike the warm breeze felt when waiting on the platform of a tube station as a train approaches. The "train" in this case is your stool, & the tube is your anus.
The Bakerloo Breeze is a sure fire signal you must Drop the Kids Off at the Pool
by Just Touch It December 2, 2004
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