baked bean 

A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.

It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.

baked bean by Paul Hopwood October 14, 2006

Baked bean 

Brown clit burnt by the sun

I think we may have shocked the locals on holiday when we took our pants off on the beach laying on our backs legs in a V shape in the air so we could have a baked bean what's so bad in that

Baked bean by Dogging dude feeds pony May 3, 2015

baked bean 

Name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

John- ugh whats that smell
Tom- Is the baked bean that ust walked in
John- Of course

baked bean by Dereik January 13, 2010

Baked Bean 

The mental state you enter when you a baked off your head from an overindulgence of THC.

Im gonna turn into a baked bean tomorrow arvo because dead beet is coming over with the THC vape.

Baked Bean by Private bineng February 28, 2019

Baked Bean 

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.

Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.

Baked Bean by zinkii October 2, 2021

baked bean 

someone who was born with a concrete block for a head.

jordan is a baked bean, things go into one ear and come out through the other.

baked bean by pabloescobarr778 November 14, 2023

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

baked bean teeth by 37 April 13, 2008