Skip to main content
The matrix-like way someone assembles pieces of bacon for meal reasons. A weave might be in order, for example, instead of just laying the strips flat. The batrix assures even distribution of bacon strips on your English muffin breakfast sandwich, B.L.T., etc.
Genvieve: Can you make me a B.L.T.?

Judy: Sure thing!

Genvieve: I'll watch.

-A moment or two later-

Genvieve: WHOA. You totally blew my mind with your batrix assembly.
batrix by PineappleGummeh July 3, 2011
Related Words
Badtrix bears similarities with Butchatrix and Algebraicaitrix. They appear to be the "Trix" version of Expunged, sporting wide eyes and a pointy red hat. They have four hands, with two on each side, a red rib-cage-like body with red legs and black shoes.
Man. Badtrix from the FNF Golden Apple mod is so god damn creepy...

Batrix Matrix 

Finn: Hey Jake what was the joke you said again?
Jake: What joke? I don't remember
Finn: Maybe it's Batrix Matrix
Batrix Matrix by Joshuel horacio September 3, 2022
"Shit man....that bloke is going on like a batrix!"

"Yep, he's a batrix for sure."

"Nah Im not going down there, its full of batrix!"
Batrix by Jay Quee March 30, 2008

baitride 

A baitride is something with an engine which is stolen or which is bait as in people are looking for it or can easily tell it is a stolen bike/car.
Oi bruv look at that baitride.

Look at that baitride we should kick them off.

Na im not riding that its a baitride.
baitride by G-M4N August 2, 2007
Bitrix(Bi-Tricks); Plural form of Bitrick; Downe bitches that be lesbian on sunday, bi on monday and tuesday come round and they straight.
Lex says:"Hey what's good?"

Avenue says:"Oh, nothing. Did you get my text? Will you turn me and my friend out?"

Lex says:"Get yall shit together you Bitrix, Booyah!"
Bitrix by Shogirl January 2, 2008