Bagsy Not Babysitting

If a person calls (vocally, voice note or via text) “Bagsy not babysitting”, they automatically do not have to baby sit their own children and the other partners needs to take responsibility for their brood for the full day.

There are only a few exceptions to this rule:

- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first

- if the wife disagrees with the decision

Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.

Donna - “Brian, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call Bagsy not babysitting”

Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”

Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”

Brian - “Yes Love”

Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”

Bagsy Not Babysitting by Becky Bumcheeks April 26, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012