bombing baghdad

When you take a huge shit.

Guy: "Sorry dude, I'll be right back, just Bombing Baghdad."
Other Guy: "Watch out for civilian casualties."

by wongabird December 4, 2009

Baghdad Host

When the host of an online game has a bad internet connection. The connection is so bad that it seems as if they're in Baghdad, a city known for having a bad internet connectivity.

A: "Dude I was raging so bad last night on League!"

B: "Why?"

A: "We had a Baghdad Host"

by Schmaser Schmirt August 17, 2013

Baghdad Bob

Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf was the Iraqi Information Minister during the 2003 US invasion. He became famous, ludicrous, for making claims about the US activities that were the exact opposite of the truth, such as "Shock and awe? It seems that we are the awe on them. They are suffering from the shock and awe."

Sean Spicer is America's Baghdad Bob.

by grfiv March 18, 2017

Baghdad Muffler

Have your chick lay on her back, straddle her face spread out your ballsac while covering her mouth and nose. When she tries to breath, the air escaping her mouth shall make a muffled sound as it escapes the seal of your nutsac. This move was born on 11/15/2012 by JCassady in Baghdad, Florida. Named with the help of B. Cobb, and M Spratt on 11/16/2012. Also perfected by Z. McAuthur on 11/16/2012 thanks for the help team...

You have not lived until you have made your chick turn blue with the "Baghdad Muffler"

by JCassady November 17, 2012

Baghdad Radiator

When someone pees in another person's mouth and they spit it back on their face and chest.

they gave each other the baghdad radiator

by tiger3314 September 26, 2010

Baghdad Shuffle

A true shit show that involves dipping your wiener into the nether regions of a colostomy hole. The name can be broken down to incorporate a few sub levels of innuendo; the prefix "bag" references the poo bag that must be removed for the activity. Also the "shuffle" relates to the shuffling motion of removing the poo bag and shuffling your soon to be chocolaty dink in and out of the hole as well as a kind of dance. And finally, the place "Baghdad" maintains relevance insofar as that dropping turds in public places is generally accepted there and is considered by many to be the shittiest place on earth.

Baghdad Shuffle: My fuck, are we in Calcutta? Stop Baghdad Shuffling, you're getting shit everywhere.

by canuckjob February 14, 2009

Baghdad 8

adj. - Used in the green zone, in Baghdad, Iraq to describe a girl who you probably wouldn't think twice about in the states. Also can used as a derragatory term.

Background: In the green zone there's a 20 to 1 male/female ratio. Therefore girls are graded on a slightly different scale.

bizzle1: `dude, don't talk to her, she's a Baghdad 8'

by grepcat September 12, 2004