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(n.) A mess, in disorder. UK military origin.
You look like a bag of tits.
This room is a bag of tits.
Your uniform looks like a bag of tits.
by JediAndi August 21, 2005
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Tricky one this, can have deul meaning depending on the occasion/conversation inwhich the phrase is used:-

"a good thing"
tits being good and a bag full being even better

Can also be used to decribe a person who is unlucky and/or stupid
He's the kind of guy who would fall into a bag of tits and come out sucking his thumb!
by thevisitor August 10, 2006
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When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.
Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(
by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016
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