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D-bagnet 

Someone that attracts douchebags. Combination of d-bag and magnet.
OMG, only guys with popped collars, white dress shoes, and fauxhawks talked to me last night. I am such a d-bagnet!
D-bagnet by JPotter April 26, 2010

badget busher

When somebody on YouTube who reviews R/C vehicles wants to say, "budget basher" and ends up inadvertantly saying, "badget busher" instead.
{Nate}: Today we're going to take a look at the budget brushless motor R/C car; the XLF X04.
{Abby}: This is a badget busher -- I mean a budget basher that may end up receiving great marks from Nate and I.
badget busher by Telephony September 3, 2020
Dude me and sarah totally almost had sex until i realized she had a pretty serious badgett on her hands.
badgett by chupovich November 13, 2009
On good days: A weak-ass. On bad days: A creepy, weirdo weed dealer who is a part-time delusional stalker. Ladies BEWARE!!! I cannot stress this enough. They come armed and are generous with their goodies. The plethora of rainbow colored candies are extremely tempting but still, you must run away! Just get your dime bag,have a lil' chit-chat, and ever so slowly back out of the room.
Girl 1: "So, I'm met this guy. We hit it off. He seemed pretty cool...at first."

Girl 2: "Uh-oh."

Girl 1: "Well...three days in he's already blowing up my phone and telling me how much he loves me. After three frickin' days!! I could handle his awkwardness before because he was keeping me folded but...it's kinda starting to scare me. What should I do?"

Girl 2: "You need to stay the hell away from him! That's exactly what you need to do. He's got all the signs of being a Badgett. I hope your life insurance is up to date...shit, your chances of becoming missing just shot up 40%. GTFO"

Douche Bagnet 

One who attracts douche bags.
Susan is always attracting losers...what a douche bagnet

Badgetastic 

An adjective adopted for use in the description of a person or item of clothing (jacket, trouser, bag, etc) when said item has been so well covered in badges that its original colour/material proves difficult to discern.

NB: There is no specific kind of badge required to be present for accurate application of the term, it is the density of badges on a given surface that is important; therefore anything from political affiliation to music taste to home-made randoms are acceptable.
ONE- "Dude, you have so many badges on your jacket pocket it's unreal!"
TWO- "Dude, I know. Badgetastic ain't it?"
ONE- "Yeah man. Badgetastic!"
Badgetastic by Tree/The Source February 2, 2010