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D-bagnet 

Someone that attracts douchebags. Combination of d-bag and magnet.
OMG, only guys with popped collars, white dress shoes, and fauxhawks talked to me last night. I am such a d-bagnet!
D-bagnet by JPotter April 26, 2010

badget busher

When somebody on YouTube who reviews R/C vehicles wants to say, "budget basher" and ends up inadvertantly saying, "badget busher" instead.
{Nate}: Today we're going to take a look at the budget brushless motor R/C car; the XLF X04.
{Abby}: This is a badget busher -- I mean a budget basher that may end up receiving great marks from Nate and I.
badget busher by Telephony September 3, 2020
Dude me and sarah totally almost had sex until i realized she had a pretty serious badgett on her hands.
badgett by chupovich November 13, 2009
On good days: A weak-ass. On bad days: A creepy, weirdo weed dealer who is a part-time delusional stalker. Ladies BEWARE!!! I cannot stress this enough. They come armed and are generous with their goodies. The plethora of rainbow colored candies are extremely tempting but still, you must run away! Just get your dime bag,have a lil' chit-chat, and ever so slowly back out of the room.
Girl 1: "So, I'm met this guy. We hit it off. He seemed pretty cool...at first."

Girl 2: "Uh-oh."

Girl 1: "Well...three days in he's already blowing up my phone and telling me how much he loves me. After three frickin' days!! I could handle his awkwardness before because he was keeping me folded but...it's kinda starting to scare me. What should I do?"

Girl 2: "You need to stay the hell away from him! That's exactly what you need to do. He's got all the signs of being a Badgett. I hope your life insurance is up to date...shit, your chances of becoming missing just shot up 40%. GTFO"

Douche Bagnet 

One who attracts douche bags.
Susan is always attracting losers...what a douche bagnet

Badgetastic 

An adjective adopted for use in the description of a person or item of clothing (jacket, trouser, bag, etc) when said item has been so well covered in badges that its original colour/material proves difficult to discern.

NB: There is no specific kind of badge required to be present for accurate application of the term, it is the density of badges on a given surface that is important; therefore anything from political affiliation to music taste to home-made randoms are acceptable.
ONE- "Dude, you have so many badges on your jacket pocket it's unreal!"
TWO- "Dude, I know. Badgetastic ain't it?"
ONE- "Yeah man. Badgetastic!"
Badgetastic by Tree/The Source February 2, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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