Bad timing

Phrase: Usually occurs during cuming when a lady does not release her grip on the cock at its base. Cum cannot spurt out into her pussy because her fingers block the flow. She has the pleasure of feeling the cock pulsate in her hand as it struggles to void the jism, but the male orgasm cannot be its most intense. Total orgasmic pleasure is directly related to the unrestricted flow of cum into and through the cock shaft.
My wife gripped me too long the other night. She had bad timing and held the cum in my body just a little too long before it erupted as a I blew a nut and flooded her pussy. I am going to have to work harder on better timing, but she is often a naughty lover and does not concentrate well when cuming. May be I will have to beg louder.
by neverdone January 18, 2008
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when sans is near
wanna have a bad time
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Bad Time

A quote when you play Undertale and fight Sans.
“You’re gonna have a bad time.” Sans, 2015
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it was bad times when kian tried to steal my girlfriend.
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do you want it?
fight sans.
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Talking to your dad on a CB 30 years in the past to solve a murder mystery is bad times
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bad times

A catch-all expression used when conversation turns to the sputtering economy and it's many painful symptoms.

Serves to end a negative topic of discussion while posing that said difficulties are unavoidable but subject to possible improvement when a reshapen economy emerges.
"Dude, did you know Mohammed had to trade in his lexus for a 5-year-old fiat so he can cover his mortgage payments while he retrains?"

"Bad times, man. bad times. I'm hungry."
by bhunji April 26, 2009
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