Bad ass day

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1. When your ass just doesn't look good in anything , skirts , jeans , dresses. ANYTHING. Mainly affects women but gay and metrosexual men also suffer from it time to time.

2. When you don't want to be a nice guy and instead for just a day , turn into a badass. A bad ass day can starts from when you wake up to when you go to sleep , you may also have experience baddass dreams that night.

1. "My ass looked horrible yesterday . not even that weird Persian ghuy checked me out. It was the worst bad ass day"

2.

Oscar - "Was there any reason that you killed Mrs Porter's cat yesterday?"

Pete - "I was having a bad ass day"

Oscar - "Yeah I'm pretty sure the cops aren't going to take that into account".

Bad ass day by EthanStain October 2, 2013

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Good Ass and Bad Ass Days

Good Ass Days - When a days goes perfectly from the way you wake up in the morning to how you go to sleep. During a Good Ass Day, multiple series of good ass events will take place that will keep a smile on your face.

Bad Ass Days - A day so fucking bad you might want to shoot yourself just so your brain will erase the memory of that day. These days suck so much ass it's like, what the fuck happened?

Examples for good ass and bad ass days

GAD: Me: I took the greatest shit of my life this morning, had some tasty ass breakfasts, got a raise at work, saw a marathon of G.I. Joe, and beat the shit out of Godzilla at the arcades today!

Friend: Damn son, you must have a good ass day!

BAD: Me: I took the worst shit ever, it didn't fully come up and I had to force my ass to keep reswallowing it, I caught my girlfriend getting fucked by my dog, fucking Nickelodeon played a marathon of Captain Planet, and my entire family forgot my birthday today :'(

Friend: Damn son, your day fucking sucked, I guess you had a pretty badass day.

Me: No dude, I had a bad ASS day :(

Good Ass and Bad Ass Days by ThatFaggot December 29, 2012

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Modern Day Badass

A person who thinks they are a hardass, but are the complete opposite and ruins everybody's goodtime by manganing to fuck up even the best situations

Tom: whoa, man i can't wait to get some cuddi this weekend

Bill: yea dude me either i hope those bitches are wet

Tom: Oh yeah man they toatlly will be this party is gonna be perfect

Jim: Oh shit! guys John is coming this party will end up turning into a clusterfuck quick he is a Modern Day Badass

Modern Day Badass by t-money0069 May 4, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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