Bad Custard

A euphemism for stale or dehydrated ejaculate.

A lack of personal hygiene is apparent as there are still the telltale signs of bad custard on her sheets.

by Farfignootan August 1, 2022

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020