A person whose ethnicity stems from Asia and defies the Asianstereotype of being a goody good. A bad Asian likes to party, whether it be swear, drink, or smoke.
Tina "I was so fucking wasted last night. I lost my purse with all of my money and weed."
A bad asian is an asian who has an american name, such as Susan or Jessie. This person may have big eyes, a perfect smile, or will occasionally dress like a lumberjack. When it is cold, bad asians will sleep with lots and lots of blankets. Bad asians favorite sport is soccer and they try to learn spanish instead of their native language.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.