Bacon curtains

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.

It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.

by Bron November 06, 2003

Bacon Curtains

A part of a woman's anatomy

Last nights i got in between the bacon curtains

by Marcy R November 06, 2006