by Jackkkkkks December 12, 2006
When a guy with a huge wiener fucks a pregnant chick and repeatedly punches the baby with his penis.
"I had a miscarraige hunny, Mike: OMG what happened babe? It was because it was beat to death, doctor said it was most likely caused by baby punching."
by Matt and Whitey June 16, 2008
When you are running through the mall and you punch a baby in a stroller whithout breaking your stride. This is allways a good time. You havn't lived til you've been baby punching.
by Big-Bad-Gob September 03, 2006
by blow yourself October 28, 2007
by Tiat May 23, 2008
A code word used to describe going out drinking and partying. Said in jest, because of how goody-goody's view said persons drinking alcohol - as if it is so terrible they must be "punching babies".
"Punching babies is so fun! Can you hand me another beer?"
"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"
"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"
by Kaaaaaren December 13, 2008
Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...
by Snowball the Ginger Hater July 03, 2011