Baby Money 

A term used to describe a small amount of money. May also be used to describe something that is less than acceptable.

"How much was dinner?"
"8 bucks."
"Man, that's baby money."

"Hey man, are you into Justin Timberlake?"
"No way, that shit is baby money."

Baby Money by OKSoda December 30, 2007

Baby Money 

Child Support

"Man, I hafta pay my baby money this week"

or

"Man, This baby money is takin' my whole paycheck!"

Baby Money by Drawx13 July 10, 2009

baby money 

A lot of money in absolute terms but a small amount of money in the given context.

From the song HAM by Jay Z and Kanye West: "I'm like "Really: half a billi nigga, really?" you got baby money"

baby money by Bling Blang Blaouw July 20, 2017

Baby Money

An easy win/task that takes little effort

“That shit was baby money, I finished it in like 20 minutes.”

“You worried about that? That’s baby money tho.”

Baby Money by ZayFlowers September 23, 2026

Money Baby 

A scheme with a heartbeat. The money baby provides a dedicated, young couple with steady income provided by a wealthy baby's daddy. The following conditions must be satisfied:

1.)Trust is crucial in this operation. The male accomplice must not let feelings interfere. Likewise, the female accomplice must be emotionally detached throught the operation.
2.)The target male should be rich, married and unwilling to father an illegitimate child.
3.)The male accomplice should remain unknown. Affording him the ability to freely apply himself to the operation.

Female: Ok...the condoms are in his front-right pocket.
Male: Roger that. Make sure to spill the drink on his cell phone. Hey...I love you and be strong. We need a money baby.

Target Male: Aw shit! My phone!

Money Baby by CnA_Go Coogs! January 11, 2009

baby face money 

An absolutely absurd amount of money such that a person doesn’t care about financial issues anymore

The cops all do things a little bit dirty, but they stay on my team. I’ve got that baby face money!

baby face money by DJ Kea February 25, 2023

money baby 

An extremely attractive girl. Close to perfection in the eye's of the speaker.

Hey Mike check out that money baby in the tight jeans.

money baby by JPB July 25, 2008