Baby Money

A term used to describe a small amount of money. May also be used to describe something that is less than acceptable.

"How much was dinner?"
"8 bucks."
"Man, that's baby money."

"Hey man, are you into Justin Timberlake?"
"No way, that shit is baby money."

by OKSoda December 04, 2007

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Baby Money

Child Support

"Man, I hafta pay my baby money this week"

or

"Man, This baby money is takin' my whole paycheck!"

by Drawx13 July 11, 2009

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baby face money

An absolutely absurd amount of money such that a person doesn’t care about financial issues anymore

The cops all do things a little bit dirty, but they stay on my team. I’ve got that baby face money!

by DJ Kea February 25, 2023

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Money Baby

A scheme with a heartbeat. The money baby provides a dedicated, young couple with steady income provided by a wealthy baby's daddy. The following conditions must be satisfied:

1.)Trust is crucial in this operation. The male accomplice must not let feelings interfere. Likewise, the female accomplice must be emotionally detached throught the operation.
2.)The target male should be rich, married and unwilling to father an illegitimate child.
3.)The male accomplice should remain unknown. Affording him the ability to freely apply himself to the operation.

Female: Ok...the condoms are in his front-right pocket.
Male: Roger that. Make sure to spill the drink on his cell phone. Hey...I love you and be strong. We need a money baby.

Target Male: Aw shit! My phone!

by CnA_Go Coogs! February 08, 2008

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