Baby Kiss

When you press your butthole against another person’s face indiscriminately and once full contact is made - you fart and wiggle a bit.

It’s sort of like when a baby comes over and gives kisses. They place their open mouth somewhere randomly on your face and usually make a vocal sound to acknowledge the kiss.

I thought she might be the one as she was wild in bed and gave me a baby kiss, but apparently I was wrong because she ghosted me and gave me pink eye instead.

by Your Gal Finch March 19, 2026

Kiss The Baby

An old term meaning to go to prison a very long time.

Big Mean: What's the charge?

Harry Monroe: Innocent.

Big Mean: Ain't we all?

Harry Monroe: Bank robbery?

Big Mean: Oh, shit.

Harry Monroe: Ooooh, shit!

Big Mean: You can kiss the baby.

Harry Monroe: Kiss the baby?

Skip Donahue: to Big Mean What baby is that sir?

Big Mean: Ask your lawyer.

by Mark1983 October 7, 2017

Kiss the Baby

A phrase made popular by NFL WR Chad OchoCinco, Kiss the Baby is commonly used in competition to symbolize the point of no return, or "the end" for the opposing team.

The San Diego Defense might as well Kiss the Baby because we've already won.

by T Freakin' C August 22, 2009

kiss the baby

it means that's a wrap; it's over. it is not telling your buddies to f off, this phrase it very versatile and has no negative context.

if you tryin to pick up that girl you can kiss the baby, she is coming home with me tonight.

i just got the sniper rifle in halo, kiss the baby

by definitiongeniusmaster August 22, 2009

Kiss Da Baby

Phrase created by Cincinatti Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco...

This means its all over.... Similar to "Fat lady sings"

The Philadelphia Eagles are up on the Dallas Cowboys 35-3 in the 4th quarter with 10 seconds left. "Well, its time to "Kiss da Baby"

by Eazy56 August 30, 2009

Kiss Da Baby

1. Shit is over.
2. Fat lady sings.
3. Chad Ochocinco

The rest of the competition on the field, may as well kiss da baby, because this shit is over!

by Child Please. March 26, 2010

kiss me baby one more time

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up

boy:Jess, please, kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
Jess: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

by Sexydimma April 25, 2015