the mother of your illegitimate, and usually accidental, baby. Usually resulting from misplaced 'skeet' (see: sperm, ejaculation, pulling out).
A new trend or uprising fashion statement of modern 'gangstas'. More and more, baby's momma's are like the flat brimmed hat or diamond-plated teeth of todays thugs, regarded highly for the purpose of bragging rights. Baby mommas are often mistreated with the knowledge that, being tainted, she is yours for life and will never leave your side. Even after vigorous 'teaching' and respect' (see: bitch slap) she will remain there with you through thick and thin.
Those who have baby mommas are usually seen comparing both the looks and 'booty' of said mommas. Lately, even ballers, and shot callers have been joining into this trend. Phrases such as "i gotta pay my baby momma alimony," and "who's that? oh that's just my baby momma," have become increasingly popular with the younger generation.
A new trend or uprising fashion statement of modern 'gangstas'. More and more, baby's momma's are like the flat brimmed hat or diamond-plated teeth of todays thugs, regarded highly for the purpose of bragging rights. Baby mommas are often mistreated with the knowledge that, being tainted, she is yours for life and will never leave your side. Even after vigorous 'teaching' and respect' (see: bitch slap) she will remain there with you through thick and thin.
Those who have baby mommas are usually seen comparing both the looks and 'booty' of said mommas. Lately, even ballers, and shot callers have been joining into this trend. Phrases such as "i gotta pay my baby momma alimony," and "who's that? oh that's just my baby momma," have become increasingly popular with the younger generation.
1. Before a thug goes out, he makes sure he has his hat on, his chains, and his baby's momma's name tatoo on his arm.
2. I would pay child support to my baby's momma, but I would rather bang on di pipe.
3.I forgot to pull out, so i got me a baby's momma... don't tell her.. but I didn't forget
4. Ceal is my baby's momma, we had an unfortunate skeeting accident. - Mat
2. I would pay child support to my baby's momma, but I would rather bang on di pipe.
3.I forgot to pull out, so i got me a baby's momma... don't tell her.. but I didn't forget
4. Ceal is my baby's momma, we had an unfortunate skeeting accident. - Mat
by Mat and Ceal October 16, 2005
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There is a misconception that all black people on welfare, but Statistics show that there are more White bitches on welfare than any other race.
This just shows and proves the ignorance of honkeys once again.
Myth: People on welfare are usually black, teenage mothers who stay on ten years at a time.
Fact: Most welfare recipients are non-black, adult and on welfare less than two years at a time.
According to the Census->
65% are white
17% are Latino
13% are black
Other sources
39% white recipients
38% black
17% Hispanic
bottom line:
Accept is the Fact that there are More whites on on welfare thus more whites benefit from the American tax dollars than any other race Period.
They also get more SSI checks too.
:-)
There is a misconception that all black people on welfare, but Statistics show that there are more White bitches on welfare than any other race.
This just shows and proves the ignorance of honkeys once again.
Myth: People on welfare are usually black, teenage mothers who stay on ten years at a time.
Fact: Most welfare recipients are non-black, adult and on welfare less than two years at a time.
According to the Census->
65% are white
17% are Latino
13% are black
Other sources
39% white recipients
38% black
17% Hispanic
bottom line:
Accept is the Fact that there are More whites on on welfare thus more whites benefit from the American tax dollars than any other race Period.
They also get more SSI checks too.
:-)
by Carte Blanche 4 u December 6, 2010
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