When Chuck Thomas finally comes to terms that Devyn doesn't want anything to do with him in either a romantic or sexual way he will decide to end his life doing his favorite secret activity known as autoerotique asphyxiation.
Random Guy 1:Did you hear about that guy named chuck from the Sport Jungle? Random Guy 2:You mean Buc Flair? Random Guy 1:I heard he commited BUCicide over the girl that has won every contest he has ever made in the Jungle. Random Guy2:I bet you he blew his load and left the bag on intentionally to die. Random Guy1: Just the fact he thought he could ever win over a girl like that.
by Derptyderp June 11, 2019