Brown sharpie

When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it

Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough

Brown sharpie by DankCheddar76 October 1, 2022

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BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

BROWN SHARPIE by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

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Brown sharpie • Sharpie Brows • Brown • Brown-out • brown eye • brown sugar • brown nose • brown bag • brown-noser • brown shirts

Sharpie Brows

A woman who shaves off her eyebrows and draws them on with a extremely heavy handed black eyebrow pencil that looks like a Sharpie marker. Most likely uneven and crooked.

Drawing eyebrows on my Barbie Head Makeup Doll with a black Sharpie makes her look so beautiful, I'm shaving my eyebrows and doing the same with mine! I just wish my hand wasn't so shaky...
With my Sharpie Brows, I'm going to be the Belle of Swap Meet.

Sharpie Brows by Lyonshartso October 26, 2012

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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