brown hand 

when one places his hand in a pile of his own or someone elses fecal matter.

look, skip has his hand up his ass again! what a brown hand !!!!

brown hand by contact May 23, 2004

brown hand grenade

A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.

Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.

brown hand grenade by Tyre Iron Phil June 3, 2016

Mr Brown Hand  

A mr brown hand is when you take a shit directly into your cupped hand. Then proceed to smear the fecal matter onto/into someones face (preferably near the mouth). This should be done while the person is asleep or past-out from the consumption of alcohol or other drugs.

Man you should have seen the Mr Brown Hand we gave Charles last night. When he woke up and realized that there was shit all over his face and in his mouth he just about tore the house down.

Mr Brown Hand by ManOfFire March 19, 2009

The Brown-Hand Extraction Method 

The scientific term for pulling something out of one's ass.

"How did you come up with a thesis so quickly?"
"I simply employed the Brown-Hand Extraction Method."

The Brown-Hand Extraction Method by Painhammer Rocketfist April 20, 2007

brown sugar hand

Fisting of the anus.

Allen: I totally brown sugar handed her last night.

Larry: bro that's so sweeeeet

brown sugar hand by Allen&Larry September 16, 2016

Brown Handle 

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle

Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.

Brown Handle by MJ2445 July 8, 2011

brown handshake

When you reach into a used toilet bowl up to your elbow to try to remove a clog.

"Wow James, you were in the bathroom for a while. Did you just do a brown handshake?"

brown handshake by Mr Smoothy November 7, 2012