You're walking in NYC and you throw a finished drink into the garbage at the same time a homeless person is reaching into the trash can and some ice splashes on his hand. The homeless man's response: "Ahhh, you brown dogged me!"

Brown Dog by AndreaFromBuffaloNY August 15, 2014

brown dog

adj, generic, not outstanding in any way

etymology -
Use of brown dog as an adjective comes from conversational English:

"What kinda dog is that?"
"It's brown."

"Why's your video stream constantly cutting out?"
"My internet sucks. I got brown dog internet."

brown dog by waveofmist August 5, 2020

Brown Dog

A brown dog in lamest terms is a big brown turd

My girlfriend wanted a brown dog today. So I pooped on her breast.

Brown Dog by CubanB777 February 10, 2024

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

Brown dog scratching at my door by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

brown dog is barking at the back door by mickotoole November 7, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026