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Brown Dog 

When a girl/guy shits on a guy's penis during anal sex.
Guy: Bitch, you just Brown Dogged me!
Girl: Sorry, I forgot to shit before we got in bed.
Brown Dog by D-BoyFresh2011 August 15, 2015

Brown Dog 

to be publicly embarrassed while already doing something embarrassing.
You're walking in NYC and you throw a finished drink into the garbage at the same time a homeless person is reaching into the trash can and some ice splashes on his hand. The homeless man's response: "Ahhh, you brown dogged me!"
Brown Dog by AndreaFromBuffaloNY August 15, 2014

brown dog 

adj, generic, not outstanding in any way

etymology -
Use of brown dog as an adjective comes from conversational English:

"What kinda dog is that?"
"It's brown."
"Why's your video stream constantly cutting out?"
"My internet sucks. I got brown dog internet."
brown dog by waveofmist August 5, 2020

Brown Dog 

A brown dog in lamest terms is a big brown turd
My girlfriend wanted a brown dog today. So I pooped on her breast.
Brown Dog by CubanB777 February 10, 2024

Brown dog scratching at my door 

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.
I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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