Bad Penis Syndrome
Everyone is born with BPS, even women, but it's only when you reach your 1000th nut that you develop symptoms.
Symptoms include:
-not being cool
-bad penis
-addiction to the phrase 'you have bps'
Everyone is born with BPS, even women, but it's only when you reach your 1000th nut that you develop symptoms.
Symptoms include:
-not being cool
-bad penis
-addiction to the phrase 'you have bps'
by youhavebps September 22, 2020
by Bollebobber February 14, 2023
A common term used in emergency departments describing a patient who comes in after a crazy Saturday night with abdominal pain.
A CT scan is ordered and reveals a butt plug that has been adventuring the large intestine.
These mornings are best known as “Butt Plug Sunday”
A CT scan is ordered and reveals a butt plug that has been adventuring the large intestine.
These mornings are best known as “Butt Plug Sunday”
RN 1: they just paged us a 25 year old admit from the ED with abdominal pain. Now we gotta get her sobered up so they can propofol her to pull out a 4 inch dildo
RN 2: sounds like a classic bps
RN 2: sounds like a classic bps
by ChargeRN July 4, 2019
by daniel sensei October 1, 2023
by Fuck me daddy papi August 7, 2020