BONER'd 

If you take something someone says, and change a word to "boner", you have BONER'd them.

Joe: "You have issues, Zanmato... and I like it!"
Zanmato: "You have boner, Zanmato... and I like it! BONER'd!"

BONER'd by Steaver370 March 23, 2005

BONER'D THE FUCK UP 

To dismisses prior grievances when aroused. The removal of morality when primally motivated.

"At first I was like "Oh fuck no not more forced rape >:( "
BUT THEN I BONER'D THE FUCK UP!"i♥Fakku

BONER'D THE FUCK UP by bloodfrost September 27, 2011

boner'd up 

The act of getting your dick hard

Stacy mom sat next to me, touched my leg and rather an erection, the intense movements of the hand allowed my dick to "one-up" and that is called a boner'd up

boner'd up by Abbott9493 January 17, 2016

boker'd 

Similar to punk'd but with goat metal.

Angie was about to ask a question that could easily be taken out of context, so instead of getting boker'd, she decided it was better not to ask.

boker'd by WM-Trolling March 25, 2019

boner doc 

a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.

If you need a prescription for Viagra, go see my boner doc Dr. Stayhard.

boner doc by ken69 January 27, 2009

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds 

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

Boner downer 

A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.

Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!

Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.

Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!

Boner downer by bobby_915 February 20, 2011