Blupm 

Incorrect spelling for "blump" who is the sexiest, manliest, and hairiest man alive. Blupm is a foul word, for it invalidates Blump. Blump is king, Blump is love. Never say the word Blupm again you arse.

"Have you seen Blupm?"
"DID YOU JUST SAY BLUPM?? IT'S BLUMP YOU ASS!!!!!!"

Blupm by hothorses05 November 10, 2020

Blum 

Person who blue thumb reacts

I had 28 haha reacts on my meme and it was ruined by a blue thumb blum

Blum by CrunchyCrew February 27, 2022

Steve Blum

The Morgan Freeman of anime Voice Acting.

Steve Blum Practically voices in almost everything.

Steve Blum by Captain Genya January 25, 2010

Upper Dutch Blumkin 

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Blumock 

Any curse word in minionese (ex. sh-t)

Kevin the Minion: Bello! Orlando? Ugh. Blumock.

Blumock by Anonymous person..... July 13, 2016

Bluemail

The phenomenon where thousands of perma-raging Glasgow Rangers fans (mainly from the bigoted hate-site 'FollowFollow') get upset at the most trivial things, for example green straws, green pepperamis, Eggs Bennedict, ASDA staff doing the Huddle, Green signs on pharmacy storefronts and any other minutiae they see as an offence to their 'culture' and send emails en masse to every newspaper, politician, shreholder or anyone even loosely associated with any of the above to vent their anger.

That'll be the huns off on another one of their bluemail campaigns again..

Bluemail by Champions 07 May 11, 2007

Blump back whale 

A giver of a blumpkin whose weight exceeds 300 pounds.

I'm gonna get a blumpkin from that blump back whale.

Blump back whale by Dr. Blumpstosin December 12, 2009