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blue bottle 

When you tie a piece of thin string or nylon around your penis until it turns blue.
"so Gary did your mum give you the blue bottle last night when she found out you took her car?"
blue bottle by whats up bitch December 11, 2007

Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs 

An example where you spend a Billion Pounds, then bottle it in finals, like @Chelsea FC
Gary Neville described Chelsea as "Blue Billion pound Bottle Jobs" as they were beaten in the Carabao Cup final by an injury-hit Liverpool, who were playing their under 13s

Bluebottling 

When a girl is tossing you off and your about to finish and she stops
Yo girl why you stop for,you bluebottling me?, now I'm going to have to finish my self off (walks into bathroom)
Bluebottling by Shakespeare95 April 30, 2015

Bluebottles 

Slang word for Police
Originates from Cockney Rhyming Slang "Bottle and Glass - Arse" Making the Police the Blue Arses.

In modern use, like the Police, Bluebottles are often found around Dead Bodies and excrement.
"Poor old Harry's dead, the Bluebottles will be swarming around his flat by now"
Bluebottles by CaughtJester January 21, 2013

bluebottling 

To hurt someone unexpectedly, typically with a pinch, to mimic a bluebottle jellyfish sting. When they ask "what was that for?" Yell "BLUEBOTTLE," and urinate on the afflicted area.
"Sarah was annoying me last night so I bluebottled her."

Bluebottling people is so satisfying.
bluebottling by king desi July 28, 2014