bhatt 

The spiritual leaders. Also the baddest mutherfuckin badasses. Fuck wit us and get re-incarnated as a genital wart.

Shit, that guys a badass brahmin bhatt!
he's like best freinds with god!

bhatt by Brahmin Bull March 23, 2005

bhatt 

a small indian midget that cant beat up anyone.

Atharva - hey, look at shail! he's trying to beat up ronald but he's failing!

Willy - he's such a bhatt

bhatt by pavan_rao May 25, 2011

bhatt 

somebody who thinks they're helllaa cool, and say all the hot people are ugly, and think all the cool people are gay. AND they think "fsho" is gay.

sana, bhatt

bhatt by fshooooo April 29, 2009

Bhatt 

Very much like the Rajputs who lost out to the Patidars and actually blame them for the loss of their power, the sacerdotal caste of Bhats also lost out in the power struggle and hold a MAJOR grudge.

And while the Rajputs play the blame game and the Bhats hold old historical grudges, the Lewa Patels, the dominant caste In Central Gujarat and also one of the most visible and affluent caste groups in India, go from strength to strength.

The most famous example of a Bhatt is, of course, Alia. That alone says a lot. And she's not even a pure Bhat!

The Bhats were a bardic community of genealogists and mythographers who, during the Mughal and Maratha administration of Gujarat, had come to perform a critical political function: furnishing surety for a range of transactions and activities. The Koli and Rajput rulers had employed the services of Bhats in negotiating revenue payments with Mughal and Maratha administrations of their primary source of collateral.

The administration of Governor Nepean came to regard the influence of the Bhats as an affront to British authority and moral values, and antithetical to the system of direct and efficient government that it sought to install. Through a series of military and judicial confrontations, the Bhats were stripped of their securitization functions, thereby depriving the Koli and Rajput rulers.

Smith: So the Rajputs got dethroned from his position and the Bhatts were stripped of their functions.
Jones: Yeah. By the Patidars/Patels and the British.

Bhatt by Vilaya Brahma-Pralaya September 25, 2021

Bhatt 

The Bhats were a bardic community of genealogists and mythographers who, during the Mughal and Maratha administration of Gujarat, had come to perform a critical political function: furnishing surety for a range of transactions and activities. The Koli and Rajput rulers had employed the services of Bhats in negotiating revenue payments with Mughal and Maratha administrations of their primary source of collateral.

The administration of Governor Nepean came to regard the influence of the Bhats as an affront to British authority and moral values, and antithetical to the system of direct and efficient government that it sought to install. Through a series of military and judicial confrontations, the Bhats were stripped of their securitization functions, thereby depriving the Koli and Rajput rulers.

Raj: The most famous example of a Bhatt is, of course, Alia.

Rakesh: That alone says a lot. And she's not even a pure Bhat!
Pravin: Very much like the Rajputs who lost out to the Patidars and actually blame them for the loss of their power, the sacerdotal caste of Bhats also lost out in the power struggle and hold a MAJOR grudge.
Prachi: Yeah. And while the Rajputs play the blame game and the Bhats hold old historical grudges, the Lewa Patels, the dominant caste In Central Gujarat and also one of the most visible and affluent caste groups in India, go from strength to strength.

Bhatt by Ram Chandra October 26, 2021

Bhatt's Law 

As any discussion grows longer, the probability of a brahmin sneeding about BR Ambedkar or Dalits approaches 1.

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Bhatt's Law by cybermarsey February 11, 2023

ISHA BHATT 

isha is on video call with me right now. and she is yelling "remoovveee bhaatttt" and this is exactly why i love her. i want you to find a rhyme for bhatt....
jokes aside. she is da beeesssttt. daaa cuuteesstt thing on planet earth. she don't know she's beautiful. that's what makes her beautiful. mwwwaahhh

hey!! you must have heard of me!! i am isha bhatt!!!

ISHA BHATT by isha's secret stalker December 2, 2021