baby seal

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and banging it on their forehead

I gave my girl a baby seal last night.

by dagall September 4, 2011

Baby Seal

Vagina

Size, color, or visual appearance not specified.

Look mom, a baby seal!

by Officer Dan June 12, 2011

baby seal

If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.

The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.

by Kafeithekeaton April 19, 2006

Baby Seal

A sex act where a male takes his erect genital member and hits the face of his partner in a "clubbing" fashion. This may be done in a lightly, somewhat playful manner, or it can be used in a more feverishly malicious tone.

The man baby sealed his girlfriend playfully, and did not cause any blunt forced trauma.

by machine_fallen July 19, 2009

baby seal

1. club magent
2.useful weapon for clubbing other baby seals

the baby seal stepped outside and istantly got hit by like 5 clubs.

by baby seal clubber March 20, 2007

baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

by John April 12, 2004

Baby seal

When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"

Mike "baby sealed" that bitch and took her back to his cave

by Jephjeff January 3, 2020