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www.b3ta.com
im going to piss about on b3ta all day and do no work!
b3ta by buckets May 22, 2003
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Kittens, penguins, polar bears, marmots, chinchillas, squirrels, rabbits, orking, spong-ing, earsocks and more kittens. Need I elaborate?
I used to be productive, then I found b3ta
b3ta by MartinH November 4, 2003
Your ONLY source for funny pictures
>You saw the new b3ta pics today?
>Yeah the cat in a toaster was damn funny..
B3ta by Gungsta-Pasta August 2, 2003
A website filled to the brim with adults with the minds of children. Some of these "kidults" are quite talented artists, and should be out selling their wares, but instead waste their efforts creating a masterpiece then scribbling a giant penis on it and calling everyone "gay".

Though the "b3ta mindset" is easy to slip into, it is generally a bad idea; you will end up finding humour in things most normal people have long abandoned for a more mature attitude.
A typical discussion about an image on b3ta:

Jack: "LOL! A COCK! How original!"

Jill: "No it's not"

Jack: "LOL! COCK!"
b3ta by BatDyke January 15, 2007

b3ta bitch 

Someone who sends large amounts of images "borrowed from b3ta" via email.

Probably of Kittens.

With Knives.

And a food processor.

And lubricant.

With a title like "woo, kitten"
Wipity fucking woo. Another email from the b3ta bitch.
b3ta bitch by miguelsancheese July 25, 2006

b3ta'ian 

a mamber of the coveted society of b3ta.com
as in: whoa check out dave, hes a real b3ta'ian
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