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Blue Face Syndrome:

noun:
The loss of control over technology in one's life characterized by a strong sense of reliance upon said technology by the person(s); The name refer's to the ambient light reflection on one's face when utilizing a phone/laptop/t.v./etc. in social scenario's (bar, movie, etc.).
All the people in this bar have B.F.S.! They need to stop living in the digital world and get down!
B.F.S. by acetek February 14, 2012
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The B.F.S. is the Big Fucking Santa that stands in the Lake in Newtonville MA, right next to the Dunkies. They put it up September and he is there until April. There is no missing him since he stands 80 feet tall.
Who knows where they store that Bastard?
Stupid Bimbo: How do I get back to my car? I think I left it at the bar.

McKay: Take a right outta here and then bank a left at the B.F.S. and the bar is 2 miles up on the right. See ya!
B.F.S. by Robert Orr October 18, 2006

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d. 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

Y.B.F.S. 

Younger Brother Fat Syndrome. This syndrome affects younger brothers, especially youngest brothers in a family with all boy siblings, that are significantly heavier than their older brothers.
Did you see Johnny's younger brother waddling out of McDonald's? He's Twice the size of Johnny! What a case of Y.B.F.S.

Did you see Andrew's brother with YBFS fall down? He's so heavy he couldn't even get back up! He just rolled on his back like a turtle until some fire fighters came and helped to lift him back up!
Y.B.F.S. by Dr. STOP YBFS March 5, 2011

l.b.f.s.w.c.m

Lets be friends so we can make out (insert lip biting emoji)
It's always "hi" but never "l.b.f.s.w.c.m"
l.b.f.s.w.c.m by Ravennnnnn April 28, 2021

F.b.f.s. 

Fat bitch fucking spree. This is when you go to your brother nicks house and call up some fat chicks on your cousin Ryan's phone and cordially invite them to a FBFS.

The kicker is when your laying there on your brothers water bed with a migraine and they send you this fat bitch named Tiffany to fuck on your brother's waterbed
U wanna come to this f.b.f.s.
Tonight , bitch?