Aycliffe 

Aycliffe is a lovely place full of smiles and laughter and everyone gets along apart from places such as the dandy it’s a lovely place to live especially the new houses as even though they are quite expensive they are lovely and a lovely place to live right outside the houses across the small wood full of nature and wildlife is the golf club such a great place

Simon- I’m moving in to one of the new houses in aycliffe

Sarah- lucky you must be rich and so excited

Aycliffe by Bellmable12345 October 13, 2018

Newton Aycliffe 

A small town in County Durham in the north east of England that contains many chavs. The biggest highlight of this town is Tesco. This town has 2 comprehensive schools that always threaten to fight eachother but never actually do it. Newton Aycliffe town centre is filled with pigeons and stinks of shite. There is a greggs in the town centre too. There are many parks in aycliffe that you will find 13 year old chavs drinking in and if you're lucky they might even shout some abuse at you, Tesco park is one example of where you will find these people (it is called tesco park because it is near tesco). Newton Aycliffe also has a woods called 'the burn' many people have been raped and stabbed. If you are looking for a fight you could go to one of the most classy places in Aycliffe, DL5 this is a bar/club also known as D L Dive.

I would advise that people don't come here :')

Chav1:Did you get me weed mate?

Chav2:Aye mate i went down the dandy cart in newton aycliffe.

Newton Aycliffe by kbkg January 12, 2011

newton aycliffe 

a hole of a town in the north-east of england which has many slaggy chavs or brick-arders as they like to think. it's also where mother turtle and her cronies work.

chav - "ey ya wanna gan to tesco park and av a bit of white lightning like...way eye man"

charva - "do yey wanna hang around the kebabey shop at newton aycliffe and annoy the fat owner (mr happy!!)"

mother turtle - "i'll run yar over!"

newton aycliffe by mousecatcher October 16, 2011

Newton Aycliffe 

newton aycliffe is the chavist town u will ever go to I seriously suggest not to go down the burn you probably get injected with smack and the pigeons will steal ya food wherever you go (they are called rats with wings here), stay inside at night as underage drinkers hang around all the shops in town, especially the takeaway ones to shout abuse at the fat owners (like sweaty john) most takeaway shops have very low hygiene standards that probably is infected with HIV.

chav 1: "did ya get your chips mate"
chav 2: "yea but that rat with wings was eating them"
chav 3: "be glad it did mate, It's spazzing on the floor in newton aycliffe town "

Newton Aycliffe by pointlessness/dakota September 28, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019