1. the kind of person who would have a swell mullet and matching beard
2. the kind of person who boned your mom on his kickass motorcycle
3. the kind of person who uses vodka to make his alcohol less potent
4. the kind of person who has a lot of guns and is a lumberjack
2. the kind of person who boned your mom on his kickass motorcycle
3. the kind of person who uses vodka to make his alcohol less potent
4. the kind of person who has a lot of guns and is a lumberjack
Citizen: what is the name of the guy who wrestled a bear jumped through a hoop of fire killed bin laden eat ten steaks raw bone ur mom on a flying motorcycle over a volacano all while lumberjacking?
other citizen : Axel
other citizen : Axel
by Axel the lumberjack November 24, 2013
a super hot, (short), guy who is very smart. he has cool curly hair and he will kill you if you touch it. he is very handsome and kind. He also has his mums RBF.
damn, did you see axel today? he was very hot
i wish axel knew how to tell time
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul
i wish axel knew how to tell time
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul
by smarttard September 5, 2022
Axel, also known as Aksel in medieval times, is a name of which carries a burned. In one of the books found in the 'Library of Old', a recently discovered medieval library which was found buried under Rome, it states that "Those who bare the holy name of Aksel shall be the ones to grip the weak from purgatory and rise them to heaven, in the previous millennia only 2 Aksels have done this feat, one of which was when he awakened Jesus, sadly this information shall stay at rest here till the end of times for this was the order of the Pope'. If by chance anyone finds this book, ally yourself with a man of said name for if he were to be this holy being and awake from his dormant rest, he will show mercy to thee but if you were his foe, I only wish you luck..."
by Armodragnnet January 22, 2019
I wouldn’t trust him he knows too much, but he quite cool to hang around and got a dealer for everything
by damandeminnit September 20, 2020