1. the kind of person who would have a swell mullet and matching beard
2. the kind of person who boned your mom on his kickass motorcycle
3. the kind of person who uses vodka to make his alcohol less potent
4. the kind of person who has a lot of guns and is a lumberjack
Citizen: what is the name of the guy who wrestled a bear jumped through a hoop of fire killed bin laden eat ten steaks raw bone ur mom on a flying motorcycle over a volacano all while lumberjacking?
other citizen : Axel