cum awnings

Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.

by Longjondikweed February 26, 2019

Fat Awning

When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair

by W. Steele January 3, 2018

Dat nigga u don't wanna fuck wit cause he'll kill u wit his extension cord

Dre-Awn bout to kick yo ass if u don't back tf up

by DRE-AWN March 14, 2017

The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.

Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!

by newyorkkk June 7, 2011

A layer of flab hanging over the "cuntal" region.

Hey, check out that chicks cunt awning!
Eww! total muffin top!

by Stew Pidaso November 8, 2007

An excessively long mustache, especially with great arc.

"When it rains, I seek shelter under my boyfriend's mouth awning."

by AngieTheDrunk January 6, 2010

A man's stomach, especially when it is very large. So large that it keeps the sun off of it.

You could hit the G spot if you would retract your dick awning!

by Ravlore July 31, 2016